- You are curious what I was doing when I seemingly dropped off the face of the earth for 9 months in 08-09.
- You think I am a fascinating enough person that perhaps reading more about my life will be worth your time.
- You are extremely bored, and the title of this post sounds vaguely like the intro to a TV show, and you like TV shows, and run on sentences.
Things that Happen in Oklahoma
Disclaimer: Do not click the link if only reason #2 applies to you. There is a high likelihood you will be disappointed.